Some girls have the Miracle Bra, I have simple syrup with allspice and cinnamon. How’s that for priorities?

The name itself is subtly warning you: too many of these and you’ll be praying to the porcelain tiki god.

Another Jeff Morgenthaler post?!?! Don’t I read any other cocktail blogs?

Happy Mixology Monday! Another month has passed and our intrepid host, Gabriel at cocktailnerd, has chosen “fizz” as his theme.
Fizzy ingredients are everywhere in cocktails. Tonic water, club soda, ginger beer, soda, mineral water, champagne…the absolutely overwhelming number of choices made this month’s challenge interesting. There are so many choices, it was hard to settle [...]

This may be the most bourgeois post title ever.
Granted, when serving this to someone I would just call the damn thing a Bloody Mary. On the flip side, I am in the business of honesty when it comes to mixing and “Roasted Heirloom Tomato Bloody Mary” sounds more intriguing than the snoozefest V8 version.
As produce-lovers [...]